Happy Bisexual Awareness Day!
Be aware of the bisexuals in your life
Ignorance could lead to being consumed whole
Bisexuals are actually boa constrictors
"I like girls without make up because it’s their natural beauty"
Bitch I’m naturally beautiful with or without make up on.
today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility.
reblog to save a life.
White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke
This is a generalization.
case in point
nah it’s a generalization and it’s pretty annoying to see people complain about racism and sexism and then laugh at things like this
OMG THEY COME IN COLORS!
When I wear #Limecrime’s Wicked and smile, I look like I eat children for lunch. Also, I look pretty good for my advanced age. #OldLady
Sometimes I see kids and don’t want them but then I see stuff like this
just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired
are you kidding
you named your fucking cat concrete
I just wrote an entire story in my head about this picture.
Met two of my favorite superheroes on a road trip to Disneyland!
you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?
the concert pianists?
but you, the tumblr blogger
Gina Torres as Wonder Woman
Nicki Minaj as Power Girl
Laverne Cox as HuntressLucy Liu as ZatannaBeyoncé as Black Canary
inspired by x
He enjoys moonlit walks, romping through fields, and destroying everything in my house
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